Chicago Sun-Times Roger Ebert |
5 |
The movie is not precise in its geography. Most of the location filming was in Louisiana, which is not named, perhaps because that might make it hard to explain its vast deserts and dusty frontier town. |
Chicago Tribune Michael Phillips |
5 |
...may not be much with him [Brolin], but without him? Perish the thought. Perish it, throw an ax in its heart, then burn it to a crisp. |
E! Luke Y. Thompson |
4 |
...takes a gothic, moody, western-inspired comic book, and eliminates all traces of subtlety in the awkward transition to the big screen. |
filmcritic.com Chris Cabin |
4 |
...its negative aspects staggeringly outweigh its positive ones... |
New York Post Kyle Smith |
7 |
Mock Jonah Hex if you must, but you can't say you've seen a lot of other supernatural Westerns lately. |
Slant Magazine Nick Schager |
3 |
...appears to be making itself up as it goes along. |
Rolling Stone Peter Travers |
3 |
It must have been hard labor for Josh Brolin to get in the makeup chair for hours to capture the disfigured look of DC Comics anti-hero Jonah Hex. Due respect to the talented Brolin, it's much harder to sit in a theater and watch this crapfest. |
Entertainment Weekly Lisa Schwarzbaum |
4 |
...an assemblage of random camera shots, messy editing, redundant scenes, and witless dialogue as haphazardly stitched together as the flesh on Jonah Hex’s face. |
New York Times Manohla Dargis |
6 |
...generally better, sprier and more diverting than most of the action flicks now playing... |
Los Angeles Times Betsy Sharkey |
4 |
...a DC Comics transmogrification into mega-action mess... |
Onion AV Club Keith Phipps |
0 |
...the 81 minutes (including credits) of Jonah Hex footage that made it to the screen look like something assembled under a tight deadline, and possibly under the influence. |
Premiere John DeVore |
3 |
...too bad the movie didn't indulge its spookier, supernatural elements more, instead of relying on action movie cliche. |
Christian Science Monitor Peter Rainer |
6 |
...it’s hard to have any thoughts while watching Jonah Hex – the cranium-crushing soundtrack takes care of that. |
Variety Justin Chang |
3 |
...a numbing pyrotechnic display in service of a perfunctory revenge saga... |